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As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...



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Tea Time!


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Ever find yourself wondering "what is the perfect tea for my moods, which vary, and require different types of tea?" Well, fret not, you're probably just real dumb. If not, I have a handy chart, which... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 25, 2018



One-stop shopping for hurt


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They're little slivers of another person's existence. Maybe a family, maybe a lonely bachelor, maybe a glutton. Our shopping lists really are a reflection of our souls.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 24, 2018



It's trashy


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Oh, Chef Boyardee, patron saint of mothers with X number of squirming, shrieking children to feed, what will you think of next?... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 19, 2018



The Spice Must Flow?


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Everyday, ordinary spices have hidden homepathic uses you might not be aware of. I put together this handy chart to help you figure out which spices and herbs and such might be able to help you next t... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 13, 2018



Alternative Payment Methods


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The original alternative payment methods.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 12, 2018



The Zuck factor


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That Mark Zuckerberg, lord of online data collection and ruler of online media outlets, always under scrutiny for acting not quite right. Regardless of the reason, I've got some ideas I think he could... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 11, 2018



Goose Fact


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Ah, the splendor of the natural world and all its creatures. ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 04, 2018



Thirsty? Have a soda.


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After a hard day's work, the flavor of the briny deep is there for you, to quench your thirst in a wiggly, undulating way. Pick up a smooth, refreshing can of TentaCola® today!... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 03, 2018



Things I Say To My Cat


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Cats. Who doesn't like cats? Assholes, that's who. But cats themselves are assholes. Someone suggested I document things I say to my cat in a day, so I did. Here's the list.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 29, 2018



Legality!


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Ever have a boring day where you have to interact with people? Well, play this game and see how many strange looks or follow up question you get.

Bonus points for explaining yourself without mentio... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 26, 2018



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