Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
Ever find yourself wondering "what is the perfect tea for my moods, which vary, and require different types of tea?" Well, fret not, you're probably just real dumb. If not, I have a handy chart, which you should use, every time a tea/circumstance situation arises.