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Giraffes. Nature's neckiest creature. By god, I hate the shit out of every last one of them, but they have interesting defense mechanisms when they are confronted by predators.
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Ever find yourself wondering "what is the perfect tea for my moods, which vary, and require different types of tea?" Well, fret not, you're probably just real dumb. If not, I have a handy chart, which... (Click to see more)

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They're little slivers of another person's existence. Maybe a family, maybe a lonely bachelor, maybe a glutton. Our shopping lists really are a reflection of our souls.... (Click to see more)

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Oh, Chef Boyardee, patron saint of mothers with X number of squirming, shrieking children to feed, what will you think of next?... (Click to see more)

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Everyday, ordinary spices have hidden homepathic uses you might not be aware of. I put together this handy chart to help you figure out which spices and herbs and such might be able to help you next t... (Click to see more)

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That Mark Zuckerberg, lord of online data collection and ruler of online media outlets, always under scrutiny for acting not quite right. Regardless of the reason, I've got some ideas I think he could... (Click to see more)

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Ah, the splendor of the natural world and all its creatures. ... (Click to see more)

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After a hard day's work, the flavor of the briny deep is there for you, to quench your thirst in a wiggly, undulating way. Pick up a smooth, refreshing can of TentaCola® today!... (Click to see more)

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Cats. Who doesn't like cats? Assholes, that's who. But cats themselves are assholes. Someone suggested I document things I say to my cat in a day, so I did. Here's the list.... (Click to see more)