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Corporate History: Kellogg's


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In a fit of curiosity, I decided to look into the history of the company responsible for making breakfast what it is today. Namely, a bland, hurried affair.... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 31, 2018



Thrill of the Tax


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Coming soon for the XBone, the tale of a secret order of accountants who have exerted their influence over history for centuries. You take the role as chief accountant, and are sworn to undertake dang... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 25, 2018



Tom Clancy's Dog Sitter


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Man, I was going thru my stuff and found this game. I used to love playing this with my friends, all jacked-up on Jolt Cola and cocaine, until the wee hours of the morning, before crashing and passing... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 18, 2018



Milkin' what now?


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Ever wonder how the good people at your local organic bullshit co-op get you the premium non-bovine milk that everyone loves? By following these simple steps!... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 11, 2018



Cry Closet?


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So, the University of Utah went and installed a box for students to weep in. I think this is ridiculous. Real life doesn't have such accommodations. You're just gonna have to cry in the break room lik... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 07, 2018



Road Trip Games!


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A timeline of the various games played in cars which involve both perception and violence. So many siblings' arms, damaged. Anyhow, here's the chart. Seems "Slug Bug" is eternal.... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 04, 2018



Giraffe defenses


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Giraffes. Nature's neckiest creature. By god, I hate the shit out of every last one of them, but they have interesting defense mechanisms when they are confronted by predators.
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Posted: Apr. 30, 2018



Tea Time!


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Ever find yourself wondering "what is the perfect tea for my moods, which vary, and require different types of tea?" Well, fret not, you're probably just real dumb. If not, I have a handy chart, which... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 25, 2018



One-stop shopping for hurt


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They're little slivers of another person's existence. Maybe a family, maybe a lonely bachelor, maybe a glutton. Our shopping lists really are a reflection of our souls.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 24, 2018



It's trashy


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Oh, Chef Boyardee, patron saint of mothers with X number of squirming, shrieking children to feed, what will you think of next?... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 19, 2018



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