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I had to do my own take on a timeless children's classic.

In this case, though, the tree isn't a doormat and a pushover, and doesn't let that kid use him and fuck up his entire life. But, the tree ... (Click to see more)

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One of the United States' most inspiring historical figures, William Q. Dynamite, is asked what he would rather do than forcibly copulate with the woman shown here.

His hypothetical alternative pre... (Click to see more)

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You got the duck-bill; lizard, too.

A commentary on "duck face" self-photos, or just something that happened because I had a pringles commercial from the early 1990s stuck in my head?

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Happy birthday to Martin Luther King, Junior.

We enjoy seeing the realization of your dream as a reality today! Your small wads of delicious mint filling, surrounded by a rich coating of dark choc... (Click to see more)

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Tupac's lost album "Strictly for my H.I.P.P.O.S" - only recently recovered from an abandoned recording studio. Soon to be digitally remastered and released for sale, and the Tupac hologram will rejoic... (Click to see more)

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That pepperspray cop who maced the shit out of a bunch of cowering hippies was the subject of a whole lot of mockery for the iconic photo of him casually walking by and hitting them all with sweet pac... (Click to see more)

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The story of a boy who goes off to summer camp and ends up with a heroin habit that changes his life.

Before, he was a bookish nerd who had trouble making friends, but ever since he started shootin... (Click to see more)

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Everyone fondly recalls those touching coming-of-age movies we all watched when we were adolescents. Well, this is probably my favorite of the bunch.

Those kids learned a lot about living from the ... (Click to see more)

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That's right. You just can't trust whales. They're all abysmally horny, and can't wait to sodomize you as soon as they get your guard down.... (Click to see more)

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Having passed the approval of my control group, I now submit my motivational poster to the general public. Unlike other motivational posters which are supposed to inspire you to achieve greater height... (Click to see more)