Quote of the moment:
This site is like that movie "Timecop," except with a lot less Van Damme, and microscopically more sense-make.

Having passed the approval of my control group, I now submit my motivational poster to the general public. Unlike other motivational posters which are supposed to inspire you to achieve greater heights or not give up, this one has only one purpose: To inspire you to hurry up when using the can.
Instructions: Place at eye level across from a toilet and I guarantee it'll cut bathroom use times in half.
Tags: troll, motivational poster