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So, Tim Curry was in this awful TV movie in 1986 called "The Worst Witch." Don't ask me how I know about this, I just do.

So anyhow, Tim Curry is some kind of god damned wizard or some shit, and hi... (Click to see more)

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In this gripping sequel to "Taken," and "Taken 2: The Takening," a gritty Liam Neeson finds himself working at Chili's to make ends meet, and then, suddenly, out of the blue and completely unexpectedl... (Click to see more)

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I happened upon a French diagram of the common chicken's mating practices. I then proceeded to caption the rooster. Click here to see what it says... (Click to see more)

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Some background here.

In 1990, the now-late actor Peter Boyle was the protagonist in a show about a dead cop who gets reincarnated as a talking dog, and sets about trying to find his killer, among ... (Click to see more)

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My favorite Rancid song, in its entirety.

A masterwork of 3rd-generation punkital rock.
Such humble songsmiths from Olympia, WA.
Also known as the left armpit of Washington state.
The music ref... (Click to see more)

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So, there are certain social situations which nobody likes to deal with, but are inevitable. Like loud children being obnoxious in public places.

Now, parents tell me that children are not to be ba... (Click to see more)

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If I ever go apeshit and open a halal butcher shop for some reason, this is what I'd call it. I think there's more money to be made from a Kosher deli, though.... (Click to see more)

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This 9/11, we must remember to never forget.... (Click to see more)

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The contemporary remake of the classic film "Cop and a Half," starring Burt Reynolds.

This version stars Gucci Mane, though, as the cop, and some kid as the some kid.

Watch the two of them learn... (Click to see more)

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You do not fuck with Ben Franklin. In addition to the Franklin Stove, he also invented kung fu and shotguns.

Coming this Xmas to a theater near you.... (Click to see more)