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I've collected a handful of unusual nature facts, to enlighten my readers as to the splendor of nature. Click here to see them!... (Click to see more)

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Flash-forward. All of the Golden Girls have been eliminated, except for one. Enter a nightmare web of intrigue, sex, and lies that has become Rose's life.
Follow her quest to avenge the others while ... (Click to see more)

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What happens when everybody's favorite Shaq joins the local police force? Why, it's a non-stop rollercoaster of thrills, chills, spills, and kills! Topped with those one-of-a-kind Shaq catch phrases t... (Click to see more)

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So, I made a handy chart for my pal Jesse Lindsay, comparing the appearance and habits of the European Black Rat (rattus rattus) and the Norwegian Brown Rat (rattus norvegicus) - so that he could dete... (Click to see more)

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So, I was perusing social media the other day, and I say some utterly ridiculous and far-too-serious conversation in my feed, between a bunch of chuckleheads I don't know.

Standard stuff for the so... (Click to see more)

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So, with all the alt-school models floating around these days, I figured there needs to be one centered around a more thrashing-oriented structure that encourages kids to learn as fast as their tolera... (Click to see more)

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So, I was walking past the game store in the mall the other day, and I saw this game on the big ol' demo screen.

I played it for about five minutes before determining that
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Hotdogs, hot dogs, hotdogs, hot dogs, hotdogs... in your dreams, in every mirror, lurking behind every corner, on every painting, every billboard, every tree, leaf, and flower. Hotdogs, hot dogs, hotd... (Click to see more)

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Coming this fall, a downtown hospital has trouble with an overload of new patients, so they hire the only man who can get it all done: Dr. Terrence Hogan. Watch as he impresses patients and staff alik... (Click to see more)

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In case anyone needs clarification on the "new school" of relative units of measure, I happen to have made a handy chart. Clickity for full-size.... (Click to see more)