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Oats n' Shit


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I remember back in my day, we had wholesomeness in our breakfast cereals. But it wasn't just wholesomeness, no no. There was a lot of other shit, too.

That's why I like "Oats n' Shit" these days.
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Posted: Nov. 12, 2014



Pumpkin Spice Lattes for all


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I've seen some bad science going around about what exactly is in Starbucks' pumpkin spice latte. I decided to do my own independent research on this, and I have the results right here. I think I point... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 11, 2014



GALLERY: Historical Quotes


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I'm something of an amateur historian, and so I'll share a collection of less well-known quotes from famous historical figures. Click here to see all.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 28, 2014



Stalin in SPACE!


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Terror... Soviet style!

Two brave cosmonauts, Ivan Ivanovich and Sergei Ilyich, accompany the frozen body of Josef Stalin into orbit, in order to send his body into the cosmos and send a message to... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 01, 2014



GALLERY: Nature Facts!


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I've collected a handful of unusual nature facts, to enlighten my readers as to the splendor of nature. Click here to see them!... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 30, 2014



Golden Girls 2014


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Flash-forward. All of the Golden Girls have been eliminated, except for one. Enter a nightmare web of intrigue, sex, and lies that has become Rose's life.
Follow her quest to avenge the others while ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 14, 2014



SHAQ COP!


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What happens when everybody's favorite Shaq joins the local police force? Why, it's a non-stop rollercoaster of thrills, chills, spills, and kills! Topped with those one-of-a-kind Shaq catch phrases t... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 05, 2014



Rat ID Chart


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So, I made a handy chart for my pal Jesse Lindsay, comparing the appearance and habits of the European Black Rat (rattus rattus) and the Norwegian Brown Rat (rattus norvegicus) - so that he could dete... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 04, 2014



Lion With a Penis


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So, I was perusing social media the other day, and I say some utterly ridiculous and far-too-serious conversation in my feed, between a bunch of chuckleheads I don't know.

Standard stuff for the so... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 03, 2014



Bludgeontry


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So, with all the alt-school models floating around these days, I figured there needs to be one centered around a more thrashing-oriented structure that encourages kids to learn as fast as their tolera... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 27, 2014



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