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So, in my ongoing experiments on how to be completely unscrupulous for personal gain, I'm launching some laboratory-grade clickbait on to social media, to gauge if my "click sense" is tuned to that of... (Click to see more)

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Ah, how could the world have forgotten the works of Marcus Q. Mark? Oh wait, they didn't!

In this delightful summer comedy vehicle, a young Mark Wahlberg goes back in time for no good reason and wi... (Click to see more)

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Last month, I was asked to do an "alternate universe" style cover for some chums at Savage Henry Independent Times in the theme of "punk," and so I did.

I drew upon many years of being handed poorl... (Click to see more)

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Just when you thought there would never be another good underdog sports movie, along comes "Designated Hitler!"

It's a heartwarming story about a Führer, and a bad-luck baseball team with the wor... (Click to see more)

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Coming this fall, is the heartwarming tale of a Las Vegas pimp who happens to have a tragic accident, costing him the use of his legs.

He thinks all is lost, until a new service animal from the Dep... (Click to see more)

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Clicky-click to view some helpful tips on how to be more enviro-conscious.... (Click to see more)

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A group of friends go fishing in the woods, and encounter the legendary King of Pop, brought back to life by a genie, or a dying child's wish, or Robin Williams or something.

However, not all is w... (Click to see more)

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So, I was thinking of how fugly Crocs (the shoe) are, and what could be done to mitigate the trauma resulting from seeing them worn in public places.

I had kind of a "eureka" moment, and thus, the ... (Click to see more)

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Yeah, everyone's read one of these, be it voluntarily, or incidentally at a dentist's office or at the hairsmith. I swear, every issue has something about thumbing buttholes. I'm not sure who the peop... (Click to see more)

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Now this, THIS is what I call revolutionary television programming. I'm gonna be riveted to my seat all season.... (Click to see more)