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The Brazilian wax of internet sites.
You know, I used to think I hated reality TV, but sometimes they formulate just the right concept to give everyone what they really want to see. What they want to see is humanity at its worst.
I re... (Click to see more)
Ok, I'm trying once again to make the most soulless, manipulative graphic possible, for the sheer sake of pulling traffic.
I'm not quite certain I've got the hang of it yet.
I think I somehow need... (Click to see more)
From the network that brought you "Orangutan Paternity Suit," and "America's Strongest Mormon," comes a riveting hour-long drama about an unfrozen caveman who is recruited into the Detroit Police.
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So, in my ongoing experiments on how to be completely unscrupulous for personal gain, I'm launching some laboratory-grade clickbait on to social media, to gauge if my "click sense" is tuned to that of... (Click to see more)
Ah, how could the world have forgotten the works of Marcus Q. Mark? Oh wait, they didn't!
In this delightful summer comedy vehicle, a young Mark Wahlberg goes back in time for no good reason and wi... (Click to see more)
Last month, I was asked to do an "alternate universe" style cover for some chums at Savage Henry Independent Times in the theme of "punk," and so I did.
I drew upon many years of being handed poorl... (Click to see more)
Just when you thought there would never be another good underdog sports movie, along comes "Designated Hitler!"
It's a heartwarming story about a Führer, and a bad-luck baseball team with the wor... (Click to see more)
Coming this fall, is the heartwarming tale of a Las Vegas pimp who happens to have a tragic accident, costing him the use of his legs.
He thinks all is lost, until a new service animal from the Dep... (Click to see more)
Clicky-click to view some helpful tips on how to be more enviro-conscious.... (Click to see more)
A group of friends go fishing in the woods, and encounter the legendary King of Pop, brought back to life by a genie, or a dying child's wish, or Robin Williams or something.
However, not all is w... (Click to see more)