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Without being explicitly stated, the quote implies that when you pee long into an abyss, the abyss also pees into you.



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Arson Puppets


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Tickle Me Elmo? No way.
This is the hot ticket for kids this Xmas.

It teaches lessons about fire safety, like how to not leave chemical traces that might lead the authorities back to you.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 14, 2015



The Milkman Cometh


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Every now and then, comes a film, so shocking in its nature that you can't help but watch it and eat loudly. This is one of those films. Based on real events in the summer of 1974. A small farming com... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 31, 2015



Summer Fresh!


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Do you ever wonder how to make more mundane aspects of your life into something exciting? Well, don't we all, but usually, when we think of things, we don't think of feminine hygiene.

The good peop... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 25, 2015



What about ghosts?


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I have always had an affinity for the paranormal, so I decided to write a book about the spirit world, and how to interface with it, in order to communicate. And by "communicate," I of course mean to ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 18, 2015



Chicken Showdown


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The bitter rivals in the chicken game finally go head-to-head. One shall stand, and one shall fall. The legendary struggle, finally brought to life on the big screen, and the chicken particulate is ab... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 10, 2015



Food Luge


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Sometimes, you're in a rush. It's modern times, and nobody ever has time to devote their full attention to anything anymore! Crazy to think you can sit even your own family down for ten, or even five ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 07, 2015



Did u know? Hollywood Edition.


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Time for some more fun facts, this time, some things you may not have known about popular films.

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Posted: Aug. 06, 2015



No Bully, pls!


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It's back-to-school season, and this is something every parent should consider purchasing for their children. Better safe than sorry, you know.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 05, 2015



Imperial Russian Porn


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What would have happened if Tsar Nicholas II wasn't executed by the filthy Bolsheviks, and had fled to California to get a fresh start on life? Find out when you watch "Porn Tsar" - the heartwarming a... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 31, 2015



DMX-mas


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Coming this holiday season, a down-and-out rapper witnesses terrorists kidnapping none other than Santa Claus in a back alley after a dice game on Christmas Eve.

Finding his magical sleigh down the... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 30, 2015



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