Quote of the moment:
When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt.
Sometimes, you're in a rush. It's modern times, and nobody ever has time to devote their full attention to anything anymore! Crazy to think you can sit even your own family down for ten, or even five minutes! Now, you don't have to! Introducing the Chef Boyardee Food Luge®!
It makes cracking a can of delicious, nutritious Chef Boyardee foods, and placing them in the digestive pouch of another person SUPER EASY! Just open that can, pour into the funnel, and let gravity do the hard work for you!
Feed your family in SECONDS, not minutes. Because you're on-the-go, and don't have time for utensils, napkins, or even dishware!