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A series of video clips of whales exploding, set to everyone's favorite summer jam. It's a Lil' Jon-tage. Get it?

I never realized how many videos are out there of dead whales exploding due to inte... (Click to see more)

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I have such a difficult time keeping up with all the trends, especially those that tell me what I should be offended by.

So, I went to my lab and concocted an "offense dartboard," which will let me... (Click to see more)

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So, here in Portland, OR, we have a highly-rated, but actually pretty shitty public transit service called TRI-MET.

They run all the bus service, light rail, and streetcar(yeah, we have one of thos... (Click to see more)

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There are predominantly two kinds of squirrels in the continental USA. I had no idea how to tell them apart until recently, after a very scientific study on squirrel bits. Now, my knowledge can help y... (Click to see more)

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It's 1944, and there's been a crazy Christmas mix-up!

You see, Oskar Schindler and Santa Claus have gotten their lists switched.

Will the gifts be delivered on time?

Will Santa be visiting em... (Click to see more)

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Some bad news just came from the World Health Organization about new cancer risks for all of us. It just gets better and better, doesn't it?... (Click to see more)

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Sometimes, a man has a calling, greater than him. This winter, find out what one man will do to stand up for what's right, and challenge the forces of evil.

Can he fit his whole arm up to the elbow... (Click to see more)

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So, I've come up with a brand new line of placards to put on your car, to let people know that you have, uh, special needs children in there.... (Click to see more)

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I sat down to watch what appeared to be a classic horror film, but I seem to have been bamboozled.
It think this is the bootleg Hong Kong version or something.... (Click to see more)

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The super rich. The powerful elite. The 1%. Whatever you want to call them, they've got so much money they can literally buy almost anything that exists, but it just goes to show that you can't buy cr... (Click to see more)