Quote of the moment:
I don't smoke chronic; I smoke punk-ass bitches. Hard keeping them lit, though...
Sometimes, a man has a calling, greater than him. This winter, find out what one man will do to stand up for what's right, and challenge the forces of evil.
Can he fit his whole arm up to the elbow into his own rectum? If he can, then he'll save thousands of lives. If he can't, then they'll all burn.
Coming soon to a theater near you, a heartwarming tale of compassion, and self-sodomy.
Find out what happens to SCHINDLER'S FIST!