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We all remember those Little Golden Books, right? Well, guess who decided to write one? I think my first submission will be well-received by the publishing house, and I will be able to continue to tea... (Click to see more)

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It's that time of year again. The time when shopping becomes a life-or-death competitive struggle, with varying results. Thrill and chill as your fellow man become ravenous beasts, hungry for merchand... (Click to see more)

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Like any sensible person, I do as much of my holiday shopping online as possible.

However, sometimes circumstance forces you to go out amongst the masses to acquire something in person.

In this... (Click to see more)

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Apparently, it was a holiday today, and I didn't even realize it until I got on the road earlier!

If you were also confused, I made this handy guide to help understand the customs and traditions of... (Click to see more)

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So, I was talking with some people about themed pizza places, like Chuck E. Cheese and so forth, where it's an experience to go there. It's usually for kids though, and usually pretty lame.

It was... (Click to see more)

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You know the game of Life®, the board game with the little cars and the spinner? Yeah, this isn't like that game at all.

I was inspired by all the wonderful natural cancer "cure" advocates out the... (Click to see more)

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A series of video clips of whales exploding, set to everyone's favorite summer jam. It's a Lil' Jon-tage. Get it?

I never realized how many videos are out there of dead whales exploding due to inte... (Click to see more)

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I have such a difficult time keeping up with all the trends, especially those that tell me what I should be offended by.

So, I went to my lab and concocted an "offense dartboard," which will let me... (Click to see more)

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So, here in Portland, OR, we have a highly-rated, but actually pretty shitty public transit service called TRI-MET.

They run all the bus service, light rail, and streetcar(yeah, we have one of thos... (Click to see more)

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There are predominantly two kinds of squirrels in the continental USA. I had no idea how to tell them apart until recently, after a very scientific study on squirrel bits. Now, my knowledge can help y... (Click to see more)