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Keep your loved ones safe from harm with this series of patent-pending restraints. So many tragedies happen every day as a result of children moving around, so do your part to prevent that with this f... (Click to see more)

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Another in a series of children's adventure books where you pick the uncomfortable, disgusting, and therapy-inducing ending. A lovely summer read.... (Click to see more)

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It's a big movie-watching weekend. So many titles hitting the screen, and a lot of them are sequels or prequels. I can seldom make heads or tails of things just from watching trailers, so I came up wi... (Click to see more)

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For when you're just out of fucks to give... (Click to see more)

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I always loved those books where you get to pick the outcome. In this tale, someone made a shitty joke, and now everyone has to attend a mandatory seminar. Dodge the perils of the office as you attemp... (Click to see more)

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Ah, the treasure people leave behind at bus stops. ... (Click to see more)

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This summer, a very special robot goes on a journey to make friends and learn about what it means to be alive... or... activated... or whatever. A touching film for the whole family.... (Click to see more)

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You may not have known it, but one of my many degrees is in Horoscology, or the study of star signs, and other Zodiac shit. Naturally, the chief tool in this field is the Horoscope. It helps predict w... (Click to see more)

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Writing is hard work, and television writing especially so. There's an intense brainstorming process involved for most everything we see. I managed to find some notes from an old writing session, wher... (Click to see more)

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A slightly evil life tip for how to score yourself a tropical vacation without paying your own money for it. Proceed at your own risk.... (Click to see more)