Quote of the moment:
There's no warning about cookies on this site because I don't use them. I would have no idea what to do with your information. Can you pawn it for drugs?

I always loved those books where you get to pick the outcome. In this tale, someone made a shitty joke, and now everyone has to attend a mandatory seminar. Dodge the perils of the office as you attempt to stay awake.
Tags: choose your own adventure, book, diversity, training