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Choose #3


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Yet another in a line of "Choose Your Own Adventure" stories. Man, I sure loved these as a kid. I must have read them all. ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 12, 2017



Most Popular Searches


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Here's a map sorting the 50th most popular search trends for pornographic material, according to the Internet's 37th most popular smut aggregator. The top searches are always so bland, but the real ch... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 08, 2017



Keep Them Safe


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Keep your loved ones safe from harm with this series of patent-pending restraints. So many tragedies happen every day as a result of children moving around, so do your part to prevent that with this f... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 05, 2017



Choose Again


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Another in a series of children's adventure books where you pick the uncomfortable, disgusting, and therapy-inducing ending. A lovely summer read.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 02, 2017



Movie Time


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It's a big movie-watching weekend. So many titles hitting the screen, and a lot of them are sequels or prequels. I can seldom make heads or tails of things just from watching trailers, so I came up wi... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 19, 2017



Attention!


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For when you're just out of fucks to give... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 18, 2017



Choose Your Destiny


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I always loved those books where you get to pick the outcome. In this tale, someone made a shitty joke, and now everyone has to attend a mandatory seminar. Dodge the perils of the office as you attemp... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 17, 2017



Romance Novel #2


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Ah, the treasure people leave behind at bus stops. ... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 13, 2017



Ejaculo!


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This summer, a very special robot goes on a journey to make friends and learn about what it means to be alive... or... activated... or whatever. A touching film for the whole family.... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 08, 2017



Horoscopes!


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You may not have known it, but one of my many degrees is in Horoscology, or the study of star signs, and other Zodiac shit. Naturally, the chief tool in this field is the Horoscope. It helps predict w... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 03, 2017



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