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These are the worst pickup lines from fellas on the make in 2017. Trust me, guys, don't use these... they don't work as well as one might think.... (Click to see more)

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Time to check out the circulars which come in that old-fashioned thing called a "news paper." I think they're all 97% advertising at this point anyway, with one fluff piece in the back about a watersk... (Click to see more)

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We all know someone like this. Fresh out of jail, or out of a terrible relationship, or a long stretch of something bad. Has a new boyfriend who wears stained wifebeaters year-round, calls her affecti... (Click to see more)

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Sweeteners! They're in everything, but mostly drinks. Drinks are also where you tend to notice them the most. I have taken it upon myself to rank the most popular sweeteners (if you're disappointed yo... (Click to see more)

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You tell me what the more compassionate energy option is: the one that saved Frosty from a lifetime of disability and shame, or the one that killed him without remorse, like he were a common orangutan... (Click to see more)

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In a recent poll of retail workers in the United States, these items were found to have the worst sales and/or highest return for non-replacement figures in the entire shoppingverse. Be advised when y... (Click to see more)

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It's that time of year again, when shopping gets to be a life-or-death struggle. Count the chills, thrills, spills, and kills as the news rolls along, cataloguing the mayhem and carnage of people in s... (Click to see more)

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Be safe this holiday season. If you've had too much to drink, too much to eat, or are overwhelmed by crippling mental illness, be sure to call one of the new freelance car services that have taken the... (Click to see more)

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So, Starbucks has finally figured out how to release a holiday cup which will not end in any controversy. They picked a design that cannot possibly offend anyone of any religious tradition at all. It'... (Click to see more)

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I don't like to talk about politics. At all. Ever. Especially publicly. Nobody gives a fuck what anyone's political views are. However, do not confuse this for a political post, despite the fact that ... (Click to see more)