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We all wish we had more time to read, but sometimes modern life is so hectic, it can be hard to find a moment to indulge yourself. The United Literacy Council has a few tips to help find yourself some... (Click to see more)

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Sometimes, one still feels the flow, even though rap is no longer the bread-and-butter of the day. What do you all think of my dope Oregon Trail fire?

Note: Since I live in Oregon, I can make Orego... (Click to see more)

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In an extra-official* poll, I was able to find out what people are celebrating in December these days.
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These are the worst pickup lines from fellas on the make in 2017. Trust me, guys, don't use these... they don't work as well as one might think.... (Click to see more)

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Time to check out the circulars which come in that old-fashioned thing called a "news paper." I think they're all 97% advertising at this point anyway, with one fluff piece in the back about a watersk... (Click to see more)

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We all know someone like this. Fresh out of jail, or out of a terrible relationship, or a long stretch of something bad. Has a new boyfriend who wears stained wifebeaters year-round, calls her affecti... (Click to see more)

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Sweeteners! They're in everything, but mostly drinks. Drinks are also where you tend to notice them the most. I have taken it upon myself to rank the most popular sweeteners (if you're disappointed yo... (Click to see more)

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You tell me what the more compassionate energy option is: the one that saved Frosty from a lifetime of disability and shame, or the one that killed him without remorse, like he were a common orangutan... (Click to see more)

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In a recent poll of retail workers in the United States, these items were found to have the worst sales and/or highest return for non-replacement figures in the entire shoppingverse. Be advised when y... (Click to see more)

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It's that time of year again, when shopping gets to be a life-or-death struggle. Count the chills, thrills, spills, and kills as the news rolls along, cataloguing the mayhem and carnage of people in s... (Click to see more)