Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
The band KISS are known for their almost Star Wars-tier marketing of products with their gimmicks on it, and this is no exception. Ever wanted mashed potatoes to slip into your stomach, right from Gene Simmons' mouth? Well, here's just the product for you, or anyone else in the KISS Army.