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In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.


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You're a mature, responsible person, surely capable of handling the occasional adulty thing that pops up in a search every now and then. I mean, come on, right? If you can't trust yourself, can you re...



Posted: Oct. 10, 2017

The bird!





It seems to be a standby. Regardless of age, race, gender, or economic background, there's always that one person who thinks it's a good idea to flip off the camera. Unless your picture's being taken ...



Posted: Apr. 08, 2017

Outrage Dartboard





I have such a difficult time keeping up with all the trends, especially those that tell me what I should be offended by.

So, I went to my lab and concocted an "offense dartboard," which will let me...



Posted: Nov. 12, 2015

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