Outrage Dartboard
I have such a difficult time keeping up with all the trends, especially those that tell me what I should be offended by.
So, I went to my lab and concocted an "offense dartboard," which will let me know what to be mad about at any given time. Now I don't have to waste precious seconds or minutes figuring out what the plebeians are angry about... I can set my own trends, even!
Try it yourself!