Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
Ever find yourself wondering "what is the perfect tea for my moods, which vary, and require different types of tea?" Well, fret not, you're probably just real dumb. If not, I have a handy chart, which you should use, every time a tea/circumstance situation arises.