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You're a mature, responsible person, surely capable of handling the occasional adulty thing that pops up in a search every now and then. I mean, come on, right? If you can't trust yourself, can you re...(Click to see more)
It's coming up on that time of year again. Youngsters prancing through the night in search of sugary delights with which to stuff their faces. Well, it's not all fun and games. Here are some import...(Click to see more)
Keep your loved ones safe from harm with this series of patent-pending restraints. So many tragedies happen every day as a result of children moving around, so do your part to prevent that with this f...(Click to see more)
It's a wild time these days. People are getting together in public and demanding action, for various reasons. Well, what if you like the action and the camaraderie, but don't like any of the potential...(Click to see more)
Fire safety is important, and for all the technology of the 21st century, prevention is still the key. But people can't ever do anything right, unless you're a total dick. Click to see what you can do...(Click to see more)
Fire. Man's oldest foe. Capable of heating your mammoth meat, or burning down your whole village. Even in modern times, where we have long since tamed fire, it can still cause great destruction and...(Click to see more)
Another in a series of fire safety awareness tips. This one emphasizes that even if it's your twin brother, you can't let them mess around when it comes to being safe....(Click to see more)
Another in a series of fire safety awareness tips. Significant others tend to become less significant if they don't respect safety rules, and suddenly they become smoldering skeletons on the floor,...(Click to see more)
Numero cuatro in a series of fire safety posters. At the office, it is incredibly important to make certain that your co-workers understand the benefits of remaining alive through constant vigilanc...(Click to see more)
Another in a series of helpful tips about safety. If you have children, then you know how important it is to educate them to be as safe as possible. Kids will be kids, but if they burn the house do...(Click to see more)
Yet another in a series of helpful, informational fire safety posters. Parenting is difficult, but un-charring corpses is more difficult. Instill proper respect for safety while they're still young...(Click to see more)
