Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.
So, here in Portland, OR, we have a highly-rated, but actually pretty shitty public transit service called TRI-MET. They run all the bus service, light rail, and streetcar(yeah, we have one of thos...(Click to see more)
