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Rejected Slogans 4



Coming up with a successful slogan to sell a product is tough stuff! It requires draft after draft, and revision after revision. Sometimes, things just don't pass muster, and this is one of those thin...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 13, 2015



Sympathy card #3



So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I'll...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 21, 2015



Sympathy card #3 w/WANG!



So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I've...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 21, 2015



Hey, mon...



I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #35.
Reggae, man. It's the message, not the music.

To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 28, 2015



Lion With a Penis



So, I was perusing social media the other day, and I say some utterly ridiculous and far-too-serious conversation in my feed, between a bunch of chuckleheads I don't know.

Standard stuff for the so...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 03, 2014



The Creeping Penis



From the depths of the 1950s, comes a movie that thrilled and chilled the audiences of the day!

From the depths of space or some shit, comes THE CREEPING PENIS: a hulking, green phallus whose missi...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014









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