Quote of the moment:
I'm a philosopher. That means I'm full of shit, like all the other philosophers.

From the depths of the 1950s, comes a movie that thrilled and chilled the audiences of the day!
From the depths of space or some shit, comes THE CREEPING PENIS: a hulking, green phallus whose mission is to destroy, or at least jizz all over, planet Earth!
Can anything stop THE CREEPING PENIS?!