Quote of the moment:
Thanks to a spam email, I know how a kidney bean works.
2017 has been a hell of a year. I don't know about the rest of you out there, but I sure learned a lot. What exactly did I learn? Well, I wrote it down for you in convenient list format. Enjoy....(Click to see more)
I don't like to talk about politics. At all. Ever. Especially publicly. Nobody gives a fuck what anyone's political views are. However, do not confuse this for a political post, despite the fact that ...(Click to see more)
I drove by this billboard the other day, and something was odd about it. So, I took a picture, and then went home to do some detective work. The truth is out there, and I found it. I should try out fo...(Click to see more)
So, it's an election year. You can always tell, because it seems everyone turns into a slavering shithead, even normally-sane-seeming people. Well, I'm doing my part to not be like that. No politics h...(Click to see more)
Sometimes, something happens which is so horrible, people can't help but make a film about it. Usually, these are grand mysteries, or fantastic crimes, but an overlooked 1982 slaughtering spree commit...(Click to see more)
In 2014, there was a war going on in my kitchen. Thousands would fight, thousands would die. What can one man do against such reckless hunger? Well, the Great Ant Struggle was eventually resolved b...(Click to see more)
