Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.
I drove by this billboard the other day, and something was odd about it. So, I took a picture, and then went home to do some detective work. The truth is out there, and I found it. I should try out for that show "Rap Detective." Don't tell me it doesn't exist, either. That pimp chalice will be mine!