Quote of the moment:
Thanks to a spam email, I know how a kidney bean works.
It's that day again. A time when people of all races, creeds, and colors come together to pretend they're Irish and get drunk on a weekday. If you find yourself in the midst of this madness, you can play my handy-dandy bingo game as the debauchery unfolds around you.
Note: Yes, I have been on a bingo game kick recently, deal with it.
Tags: St. Patrick, drinking, day, bingo