Quote of the moment:
This site is like that movie "Timecop," except with a lot less Van Damme, and microscopically more sense-make.

Ok, I'm trying once again to make the most soulless, manipulative graphic possible, for the sheer sake of pulling traffic.
I'm not quite certain I've got the hang of it yet.
I think I somehow need to "go dumber."
Tags: clickbait, social media, ad