Quote of the moment:
These are like the X-Files, but with fewer UFOs, and more discussion of the government suppression of the Electric Pornograph.

Ok, I'm trying once again to make the most soulless, manipulative graphic possible, for the sheer sake of pulling traffic.
I'm not quite certain I've got the hang of it yet.
I think I somehow need to "go dumber."
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