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As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
From the network that brought you "Orangutan Paternity Suit," and "America's Strongest Mormon," comes a riveting hour-long drama about an unfrozen caveman who is recruited into the Detroit Police.
Ug Rockman was just your workaday neanderthal: hunting, gathering, making spear, when he was suddenly flash-frozen in a completely scientifically plausible way, only to be thawed in 2015.
His excellent tracking skills quickly make him a valuable asset to the force, but his raw instincts often get him into trouble with the hard-nosed Chief of Police.