Quote of the moment:
I don't smoke chronic; I smoke punk-ass bitches. Hard keeping them lit, though...
Yeah, I get in trouble sometimes when I underestimate the ability of frozen pizza products to keep their seemingly fantastic promises.
I should have learned from my debacle with Bagel Bites. Yeah, when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime... then all of a sudden you're eating pizza bagels in the middle ages, being accosted by plague doctors. Sheesh.