Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
That's right. You just can't trust whales. They're all abysmally horny, and can't wait to sodomize you as soon as they get your guard down....(Click to see more)
See what happens? We try and help, but no, that's not good enough. You're on your own now, whales....(Click to see more)