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As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
Home is where the heart is, perhaps, but home is definitely where you'd probably rather use the john. Here's a list of the relative comfort factors of various places to take a dump "in the wild." I...(Click to see more)
Sometimes, a person has to relieve themselves on the quick-fast. But how? Well, introducing the Crap Vac® TURBO TOILET! Thanks to the world's most powerful engine of rectal sucking, you can defecate ...(Click to see more)
