Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.
The Zodiac used to be the shared cultural iconography of a civilization, but not anymore. Go ahead, pick someone on the street and ask them to tell you where Sagittarius is in the night sky. The star ...(Click to see more)
One thing I enjoy doing is busting out my crystal ball and dressing in all sorts of ridiculous clothes as I divine the true wisdom of the stars. Then, once I do that, I write down some horoscopes, jus...(Click to see more)