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Don't Ask Santa!

Santa knows a lot about you. Almost as much as Facebook and Google do. But we don't know a lot about him. He gets a lot of the same requests, over and over, and apparently, he's pretty sick of some of...

Posted: Dec. 23, 2019

The Santa Closet

Santa Claus. Right jolly old elf. Well, he's been keeping a secret for a long time, and now that's about to come to an end. Now the holidays will be even more festive, now that's he's about to come ou...

Posted: Dec. 24, 2016

Nazi or Nice

It's 1944, and there's been a crazy Christmas mix-up!

You see, Oskar Schindler and Santa Claus have gotten their lists switched.

Will the gifts be delivered on time?

Will Santa be visiting em...

Posted: Nov. 02, 2015


Coming this holiday season, a down-and-out rapper witnesses terrorists kidnapping none other than Santa Claus in a back alley after a dice game on Christmas Eve.

Finding his magical sleigh down the...

Posted: Jul. 30, 2015

Proverb #8

Who knew it would be as easy as all that?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this proverb, while certainly forgotten, was forgotten relatively recently....

Posted: Jul. 27, 2015

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