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I once killed a man for asking me to help him commit suicide.
I don't like to talk about politics. At all. Ever. Especially publicly. Nobody gives a fuck what anyone's political views are. However, do not confuse this for a political post, despite the fact that ...(Click to see more)
A military genetics program is being displayed before congress, but then all hell breaks loose, and now both the House and the Senate are fighting for their lives. Nobody can abstain when faced with t...(Click to see more)
We all know that in these uncertain times, we can always choose one candidate who stands for bricks of squishy, sugary deliciousness. Whose flavor endures long after the other candidates have lost all...(Click to see more)
So, it's an election year. You can always tell, because it seems everyone turns into a slavering shithead, even normally-sane-seeming people. Well, I'm doing my part to not be like that. No politics h...(Click to see more)
During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)