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St. Pat's Day bingo, pandemic edition!



I've done St. Patrick's Day bingo before, but it's different now. While some places are back in business like nothing ever happened, an abundance of locales are still hobbled by anti-virus precautions...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 16, 2021



The Art and Science...



The total and complete guide to both the technical details and artistic nuance of turning your crank on public transit.
The latest version includes two new chapters on light rail and subways....(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 06, 2018



Drinking Game #23



Do you like drinking games with ridiculous concepts and rules? Well, have I got something for you. This drinking game is a sure winner, and does not involve anything aside from intoxicants and Latin f...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 20, 2016



Handicapable.



I saw some image from some activist group who want to change the tired old "handicapped" sign on parking spots to reflect a more contemporary, go-getting, motivated group of disabled folks. Well, I ha...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 14, 2016



Cinco De Drinko



It's that time of year again! Cinco De Mayo, where Americans get drunk to celebrate the time the Mexicans beat the crap out of the French in a battle in 1862!
You can see why we get so excited for ou...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 05, 2016



St. Patrick's Day Bingo



It's that day again. A time when people of all races, creeds, and colors come together to pretend they're Irish and get drunk on a weekday. If you find yourself in the midst of this madness, you can p...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 17, 2016



Proverb #9



I can vouch for the veracity of this bit of ancient wisdom....(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 28, 2015



King Who?



You know, I kind of wish "King Ralph" was a sequel or remake of "Kong." Would have been a hell of a lot more entertaining....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 07, 2015



Martin Luther King Kong



This Martin Luther King Jr. day, see the carnage as a giant ape rampages through an unsuspecting, defenseless city. The townsfolk can think of no hope, outside of one man. A man with a dream... and a ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 19, 2015



Tech N9ne BK commercial



A few years back, Burger King wanted to use Tech N9ne's song to sell their burgers. the ad was put together, but due to contractual issues, it was never able to be aired.

This footage is taken from...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 13, 2014



Cooklyn Style



So it happened.

Raekwon is finally getting a cooking show, and he's gonna dish up a lot of that raw, hardcore cooking.

Coming soon....(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 25, 2013



French Chickens Fucking #1



I happened upon a French diagram of the common chicken's mating practices. I then proceeded to caption the rooster, and even solicit social media for a couple captions. Presented for your consideratio...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 28, 2013



French Chickens Fucking #2



I happened upon a French diagram of the common chicken's mating practices. I then proceeded to caption the rooster, and even solicit social media for a couple captions. Presented for your consideratio...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 28, 2013



French Chickens Fucking #3



I happened upon a French diagram of the common chicken's mating practices. I then proceeded to caption the rooster, and even solicit social media for a couple captions. Presented for your consideratio...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 28, 2013



French Chickens Fucking #4



I happened upon a French diagram of the common chicken's mating practices. I then proceeded to caption the rooster, and even solicit social media for a couple captions. Presented for your consideratio...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 28, 2013



French Chickens Fucking #5



I happened upon a French diagram of the common chicken's mating practices. I then proceeded to caption the rooster, and even solicit social media for a couple captions. Presented for your consideratio...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 28, 2013



French Chickens Fucking #6



I happened upon a French diagram of the common chicken's mating practices. I then proceeded to caption the rooster, and even solicit social media for a couple captions. Presented for your consideratio...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 28, 2013



Burger King's getting creepy



So, I was in a phase of doing odd things with pop-culture figures, and so I decided to utilize all the worst from the fast-food industry. The Burger King was already creepy, so I guess he's just telli...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 23, 2013



The Fucking Tree



I had to do my own take on a timeless children's classic.

In this case, though, the tree isn't a doormat and a pushover, and doesn't let that kid use him and fuck up his entire life. But, the tree ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 17, 2012









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