All articles containing: "dog"

Can You Believe?

Perfect for those occasions when you're just hitting the East Side of the LBC, and you notice an impromptu dice game being played on the side of the road.

If you know like I know, you don't want t...(Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 23, 2021

It's a dog's life

I'm not usually one for tepid office humor, but this one's for my people living that "Office Space" life....(Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 21, 2018

Tom Clancy's Dog Sitter

Man, I was going thru my stuff and found this game. I used to love playing this with my friends, all jacked-up on Jolt Cola and cocaine, until the wee hours of the morning, before crashing and passing...(Click to see more)

Posted: May. 18, 2018

Milkin' what now?

Ever wonder how the good people at your local organic bullshit co-op get you the premium non-bovine milk that everyone loves? By following these simple steps!...(Click to see more)

Posted: May. 11, 2018

DogMAGIC!

You're tired, the kids are shrieking because they're hungry, and all you have are some odds and ends in the refrigerator. What's a working mom to do? Well, with new DogMAGIC™, you can serve fresh ho...(Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 19, 2017

Snoop in the Courtroom

The legal drama of the year premieres this summer on the Fox network. Snoop Dogg is the best lawyer in Compton, but he's constantly finding himself in contempt of court for his legal doggystyle. Watch...(Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 12, 2017

Dog Drone Airlift

Well, I found this clip of someone walking their dog with a drone, and then subsequently airlifting it out to an unknown destination.

I decided to put some theme music to it. Without sound, it sort...(Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 04, 2016

Performance Hot Dog

Ride! Ride like the demon that drives your dreams!
When you need to squeeze every ounce of performance out of your hot dog, there's only one publication to pick up. The original, and still the best: ...(Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 10, 2016

Thuggish Ruggish Bones

Yeah, I think ol' Snoop's idea about simplifying the character was maybe taking it and making it a little too simple.

Then again, maybe it would have worked, and the director was a fool not to try ...(Click to see more)

Posted: May. 05, 2015

Hot Dogs!

Hotdogs, hot dogs, hotdogs, hot dogs, hotdogs... in your dreams, in every mirror, lurking behind every corner, on every painting, every billboard, every tree, leaf, and flower. Hotdogs, hot dogs, hotd...(Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 13, 2014

Big Doge T-shirt

Everyone's favorite retailer of apparel for morbidly obese white trash, Big Dogs, have a shirt regarding bad attitudes. I decided to fuse it with the "doge" meme that's been floating around. I don't u...(Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 30, 2014

Doge Dinner

Can memes sell meals? I don't know, but I tried to come up with a fast-food platter that would use everyone's favorite cheeky Internet shiba inu to sell chicken.

Would you buy a Doge Meal?

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Posted: Feb. 07, 2014

Fondling Forrester

Anyone remember this movie? One of Connery's better recent films.

It's really a touching story, even the part with the axle grease and the butthole thumbing....(Click to see more)

Posted: Dec. 05, 2013

You're a dog!

Some background here.

In 1990, the now-late actor Peter Boyle was the protagonist in a show about a dead cop who gets reincarnated as a talking dog, and sets about trying to find his killer, among ...(Click to see more)