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Thanks to a spam email, I know how a kidney bean works.
Yeah, everyone's read one of these, be it voluntarily, or incidentally at a dentist's office or at the hairsmith. I swear, every issue has something about thumbing buttholes. I'm not sure who the peop...(Click to see more)
Terror... Soviet style! Two brave cosmonauts, Ivan Ivanovich and Sergei Ilyich, accompany the frozen body of Josef Stalin into orbit, in order to send his body into the cosmos and send a message to...(Click to see more)