All articles containing: "cop"

Trailer Zodiac

The Zodiac used to be the shared cultural iconography of a civilization, but not anymore. Go ahead, pick someone on the street and ask them to tell you where Sagittarius is in the night sky. The star ...(Click to see more)

Posted: May. 16, 2021

Your Horosope

One thing I enjoy doing is busting out my crystal ball and dressing in all sorts of ridiculous clothes as I divine the true wisdom of the stars. Then, once I do that, I write down some horoscopes, jus...(Click to see more)

Posted: Mar. 20, 2021

Hot Sauce Sex Life!

It's kind of like a horoscope. It's also not at all like a horoscope. Pick your favorite hot sauce, or one that's adjacent to it, since there's no way I could fit every hot sauce onto this chart. Thes...(Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 27, 2021

Birthday Sauce!

Do you like condiments?
Do you like vague, semi-numerological assertions based on your birthday?
Boy, do I ever have a chart for you!
All sorts of... sciences... were used to help construct this ...(Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 13, 2020

Mummy Juice!

You can really taste the mummy....(Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 17, 2018

More Horoscopes

Star signs. The zodiac. Horoscopes. Astrology. Mumbo. Jumbo. Hocus. Pocus? Whatever you want to call it, it's here, and it's as real as anything on the Internet.

What does the future hold for you?...(Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 30, 2018

Dealing With Police

There's a lot of talk these days about law enforcement officers and their conduct. Some people say that a smart citizen knows their rights, and brings them up frequently when addressed by police. But ...(Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 02, 2017

Horoscopes!

You may not have known it, but one of my many degrees is in Horoscology, or the study of star signs, and other Zodiac shit. Naturally, the chief tool in this field is the Horoscope. It helps predict w...(Click to see more)

Posted: May. 03, 2017

Bad cop

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #18.

To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....(Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

SHAQ COP!

What happens when everybody's favorite Shaq joins the local police force? Why, it's a non-stop rollercoaster of thrills, chills, spills, and kills! Topped with those one-of-a-kind Shaq catch phrases t...(Click to see more)

Posted: Sep. 05, 2014

You're a dog!

Some background here.

In 1990, the now-late actor Peter Boyle was the protagonist in a show about a dead cop who gets reincarnated as a talking dog, and sets about trying to find his killer, among ...(Click to see more)

Posted: Sep. 27, 2013

Trap and a Half

The contemporary remake of the classic film "Cop and a Half," starring Burt Reynolds.

This version stars Gucci Mane, though, as the cop, and some kid as the some kid.

Watch the two of them learn...(Click to see more)

Posted: Sep. 09, 2013

Pepperspray Cop vs. Abe

That pepperspray cop who maced the shit out of a bunch of cowering hippies was the subject of a whole lot of mockery for the iconic photo of him casually walking by and hitting them all with sweet pac...(Click to see more)