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Stallone IS Carbo!



In the war against weight gain, one man takes to the streets to make people aware of their carbohydrate intake. With an action-packed, high protein style, and a load of simple meal ideas, Carbo is rea...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 22, 2020



Best in its class



Best in its class three years running. Runner up was the Nissan Leaf....(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 14, 2018



Road Trip Games!



A timeline of the various games played in cars which involve both perception and violence. So many siblings' arms, damaged. Anyhow, here's the chart. Seems "Slug Bug" is eternal....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 04, 2018



Uber/Lyft Bingo



Be safe this holiday season. If you've had too much to drink, too much to eat, or are overwhelmed by crippling mental illness, be sure to call one of the new freelance car services that have taken the...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 23, 2017



Shady Daycares



Child raising has many trials and tribulations. What do you feed them so they're the most healthy? How much Dora the Explorer is safe for any one creature, and is what she's exploring safe for childre...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 27, 2017



Cartoon Life Lessons



Ah, cartoons. Be they the AM or afternoon kind, we all enjoyed watching them when we were young, sucking in every frame with delight, or sometimes mild apathy. Well, most all of them tried to teach le...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 14, 2017



Driving Bulletin



I don't know if this happens a lot in other places, but where I live, this happens ALL. THE. TIME. I simply cannot comprehend the mindset behind doing this voluntarily, unless someone is trying to get...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 06, 2016



Special Holiday!



Apparently, it was a holiday today, and I didn't even realize it until I got on the road earlier!

If you were also confused, I made this handy guide to help understand the customs and traditions of...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 22, 2015



Rejected Car Names



I have compiled a list of car names once considered by major automotive manufacturers, but for whatever reason, simply didn't make the cut.

Can you see what the problem is? Me? I'd totally drive a ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 25, 2015



Sympathy card #3



So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I'll...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 21, 2015



Sympathy card #3 w/WANG!



So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I've...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 21, 2015



Sympathy card #2



So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I'll...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 20, 2015



Sympathy cards



So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I'll...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 19, 2015



My other Elton John...



I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #12, and no, I don't know why.


To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 13, 2015



Stalinist Russia Postcard



Made this a while ago, when challenged to make a postcard about gulags. I don't really know what more to say about it, so I'll let it speak for itself.

Send to relatives and friends when you leave ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 04, 2013









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