All articles containing: "bumper"

I something my pet

We're all familiar with those people who adore their pets to the point of put an "I _______" sticker on the back of their car. But what if you're just... sorta okay with pet ownership?

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Posted: Dec. 05, 2015

VOTE, SUCKA!

So, we're LIVE now. In celebration of this fact, I'm having a little democratic competition.

These bumper stickers, of which there are now 41, well, they can't stay all-digital forever, so here's w...(Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 24, 2015

Save a cow

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #40. Cows need saving.

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Posted: Mar. 11, 2015

Give 'em a chance

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #39.
A quote from my faovrite Beetule.

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Posted: Mar. 06, 2015

Jus' milkin' it

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #38.
I'm packin' teat.

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Posted: Mar. 04, 2015

9/11 was...

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #37.
Conspiracy? You decide!

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Posted: Mar. 02, 2015

Important safety tip

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #36.
Pay up, in tacos.

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Posted: Mar. 01, 2015

Hey, mon...

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #35.
Reggae, man. It's the message, not the music.

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Posted: Feb. 28, 2015

As long as it's grumpy

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #34.
What do YOU brake for?

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Posted: Feb. 27, 2015

Gotta go, gotta go right now

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #32.
Goddamn honor students, always fucking up.

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Posted: Feb. 25, 2015

Those zany dentists

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #33.
Dentists, they certainly do it like that.

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Posted: Feb. 25, 2015

The Chief knows

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #31.
The wisdom of those close to the land.

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Posted: Feb. 20, 2015

Don't panic!

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#29 - It is important to buy this from local, organic sources.

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Posted: Feb. 18, 2015

Can you read?

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#30 - With a vengeance.

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Posted: Feb. 18, 2015

Support wild fisheries

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#27 - Inspired by an actual sticker I saw on some shitbag's car.

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Posted: Feb. 17, 2015

Not all who wander...

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#28 - Perhaps they're merely lost?

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Posted: Feb. 17, 2015

Guardian angel

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#25 - seems like something you'd see on someone's grandma's car.

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2015

Kids NEED things

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#26 - I stand by it!

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2015

I have faults

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#24 - and I'm glad this one's true for me.

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Posted: Feb. 15, 2015

Hokus Pokus

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#22 - and I've always wondered about this, what with all the putting things here and there with such force...

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Posted: Feb. 14, 2015

Rapture Man

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#23 - And I'll be damned if it's not what I'll be doing during pretty much any deity-based crisis.

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Posted: Feb. 14, 2015

I Horse Horsing

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
Here's #1.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Honor Goiter

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
Here's #2.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

ALL the cool kids...

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This be the numba three.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Love thy country?

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is number 4, you patriotic sister-haters.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Don't steal!

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #5.
Watch out for that government!

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Peeing

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #6.
This one speaks to me, personally.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Voters, man...

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #7.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Honk, honk!

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #8.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Hip Hop Kama Sutra, dogg

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #9, and no I was not high when I came up with it.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Tex Cucumbra

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #10, originally slated to be the last, but I kept on making these...

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Einstein was wise

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #11, and was created mostly because I wanted to see Einstein juxtaposed against the word "scab."

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

My other Elton John...

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #12, and no, I don't know why.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Hands off the 'piece!

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #13, for the record.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Those uncouth deities

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #14.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Feed us a fetus*

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #15.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Right in the pelvis

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #16.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

We can do it?

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #17.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Bad cop

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #18.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Ok, we got #19 here, in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
It happens to us all, but I dunno if a sticker's necessary.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Sagan was a wise fellow

Ok, here's #20 in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
Carl Sagan; The Sag.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

It burns!

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#21 - and oh, there's truth there.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Bumper Sticker Guide #2

Bumper sticker analysis: THE REVENGE!
Part 2 of until people stop pissing me off.
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Posted: Jun. 19, 2014

Bumper Sticker Guide

Ever wish you could know more about drivers than just what their bumper sticker actually says? Well, I've created a guide to drivers, based on what they adorn their vehicle with.

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