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St. Pat's Day bingo, pandemic edition!

I've done St. Patrick's Day bingo before, but it's different now. While some places are back in business like nothing ever happened, an abundance of locales are still hobbled by anti-virus precautions...(Click to see more)

Posted: Mar. 16, 2021

Black Friday Bingo 2020

It's Black Friday once again. The global pandemic may impact the day where usually retailers get out of the red, and into the black, but that doesn't mean that we can't play bingo with the news. Where...(Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 27, 2020

Uber/Lyft Bingo

Be safe this holiday season. If you've had too much to drink, too much to eat, or are overwhelmed by crippling mental illness, be sure to call one of the new freelance car services that have taken the...(Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 23, 2017

Cinco De Drinko

It's that time of year again! Cinco De Mayo, where Americans get drunk to celebrate the time the Mexicans beat the crap out of the French in a battle in 1862!
You can see why we get so excited for ou...(Click to see more)

Posted: May. 05, 2016

St. Patrick's Day Bingo

It's that day again. A time when people of all races, creeds, and colors come together to pretend they're Irish and get drunk on a weekday. If you find yourself in the midst of this madness, you can p...(Click to see more)

Posted: Mar. 17, 2016

Psycho Couple Bingo

We all have them on our lists. Sometimes it's because they were good friends once, sometimes it's because they are just pure entertainment. Either way, I'm talking about the sickeningly dysfunctional ...(Click to see more)

Posted: Mar. 14, 2016

Public Transit Bingo

So, here in Portland, OR, we have a highly-rated, but actually pretty shitty public transit service called TRI-MET.

They run all the bus service, light rail, and streetcar(yeah, we have one of thos...(Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 10, 2015

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