Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.
I've done St. Patrick's Day bingo before, but it's different now. While some places are back in business like nothing ever happened, an abundance of locales are still hobbled by anti-virus precautions...(Click to see more)
It's Black Friday once again. The global pandemic may impact the day where usually retailers get out of the red, and into the black, but that doesn't mean that we can't play bingo with the news. Where...(Click to see more)
Be safe this holiday season. If you've had too much to drink, too much to eat, or are overwhelmed by crippling mental illness, be sure to call one of the new freelance car services that have taken the...(Click to see more)
You're a mature, responsible person, surely capable of handling the occasional adulty thing that pops up in a search every now and then. I mean, come on, right? If you can't trust yourself, can you re...(Click to see more)
It's that time of year again! Cinco De Mayo, where Americans get drunk to celebrate the time the Mexicans beat the crap out of the French in a battle in 1862! You can see why we get so excited for ou...(Click to see more)
It's that day again. A time when people of all races, creeds, and colors come together to pretend they're Irish and get drunk on a weekday. If you find yourself in the midst of this madness, you can p...(Click to see more)
We all have them on our lists. Sometimes it's because they were good friends once, sometimes it's because they are just pure entertainment. Either way, I'm talking about the sickeningly dysfunctional ...(Click to see more)
So, here in Portland, OR, we have a highly-rated, but actually pretty shitty public transit service called TRI-MET. They run all the bus service, light rail, and streetcar(yeah, we have one of thos...(Click to see more)
