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As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...



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Mummy Juice!


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You can really taste the mummy.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 17, 2018



Because you's broke.


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Ever been so broke you couldn't even afford name-brand ramen noodles? Well, HONKmart® has the product for you! Stock up at the low, low price of 2 cents each. ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 02, 2018



Bombs Away?


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The Overworld Merchants Council reminds you to only buy locally-sourced, organically-grown, fair-trade bombs above the ground. Buy now, and buy often!... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 24, 2018



Juggalo Love


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The plains of Africa has much to offer, with breathtaking scenery, the wildest animals, civil unrest, and... juggalo love?

Tune in this fall as two juggalos are sent on safari with the hopes of hit... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 18, 2018



Best in its class


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Best in its class three years running. Runner up was the Nissan Leaf.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 14, 2018



Pest Control


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The natural way to get things done.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 26, 2018



What's in Judge Judy?


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Ever wonder what's inside America's most popular small-claims TV judge? Well, I've put together a handy chart, so you can reference it when you're watching the world's most ridiculous neighbors bicker... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 18, 2018



Ask your doctor


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Available by prescription only.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 14, 2018



Know The Signs


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They could be anywhere, at any time, waiting... watching... Learn how to spot them and save yourself time and money, maybe. If you were referred here from this graphic on social media or something, I'... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 04, 2018



Corporate History: Arby's


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Ah, Arby's. The humble meat-themed fast foodery. They truly experienced the struggle to get their business off the ground.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 02, 2018



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