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Straw Life


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Because we know you have concerns, about straws, and about turtles. So we listened. Kinda. I mean, we caught the important bits. Pretty sure.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 03, 2019



Sustainable Gifts


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Do you want to buy gifts for your friends and family, but don't want the gluttonous consumerism of the season lead you to buy against your values?

Well, all these gift suggestions really respect th... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 15, 2018



Unpopular Church Names


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Survey results for the least-popular names for churches in the United States.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 29, 2018



It's a dog's life


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I'm not usually one for tepid office humor, but this one's for my people living that "Office Space" life.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 21, 2018



Movie Sheriffs


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Sheriffs in small towns never seem to do much. In the movies, anyhow. We all know that law enforcement officers in real life are upstanding collectors of speeding-ticket revenue for the small town the... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 31, 2018



The Art and Science...


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The total and complete guide to both the technical details and artistic nuance of turning your crank on public transit.
The latest version includes two new chapters on light rail and subways.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 06, 2018



Labor Day Fun!


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What to do this Labor Day?
Read on and find out!... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 03, 2018



Mummy Juice!


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You can really taste the mummy.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 17, 2018



Because you's broke.


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Ever been so broke you couldn't even afford name-brand ramen noodles? Well, HONKmart® has the product for you! Stock up at the low, low price of 2 cents each. ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 02, 2018



Bombs Away?


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The Overworld Merchants Council reminds you to only buy locally-sourced, organically-grown, fair-trade bombs above the ground. Buy now, and buy often!... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 24, 2018



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